Area 51 and the Search for Intelligent Life
My last day in the cabin starts with morning wood — I’m tasting the floor after my blow-up air mattress...
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Last Night in Topanga
We walk through the empty outdoor amphitheater by memory, the jingling of dog tags spooking any actor ghosts up...
Say ‘sayonara’ to mental clutter
The Box. I unearth it in the basement of a Venice Beach hotel, hidden behind cartons of newspapers, Christmas...
Chapter IV: A New Hope
In California, they’re calling for an “atmospheric river”, but just between us, it’s a...
The Flannel Jack ‘Adirondack’ spool table
Fresh from the wooded workshop under the sun. This repurposed beauty was a construction cable spool before we got a...
‘Arrogant Bastard Chili’ is the crock pot’s fiery revenge
In our continual strive to be as minimal as possible, who knew a freakin’ crock pot would make the cut? You...
Ain’t that a conk on the head?
“Why are you holding your head like that?” I’m afraid when I take my hands away my head’s...
The Eclectic Topless Skoolie Test
The Greyhound ads didn’t look so bad. Free wi-fi. TVs. I can watch the Eagles game. “Um, ever ride a...